It's just not fair when a celebrity goes and makes fun of themselves. Barring a cocaine-induced breakdown in his twenties, this kid is going to have more money, more women, and a cooler cell phone than I ever will. The only way I can cope is by making jokes about his pre-pubescence, and he goes and takes that away from me.
Remember this guy?
It was so easy to ignore his success and point out that ridiculous hair and talk about how you could beat him up if you saw him. Then he cuts his hair and does this